Anthony 'Tony' Malone
Age: 42 - April, 7th
Occupation: Investor
Status: It's Complicated
Played-By: Jon Hamm
Misc: “There’s no such thing as good money or bad money. There’s just money."

Anthony, or as he is commonly referred to, Tony, has been in Calaveras for a little while now and has been through a small handful of adjustments to the newfound small town life. Originally from upstate New York, a quick Google search would yield that one Anthony Malone is the sitting Chief Financial Officer of the Investment Opportunities Unlimited financial planning group which is a quite well-off financial investment organization. Further investigation would also yield that Anthony's name is also on the original incorporation documentation and rumors would elude to him assuming the CFO title simply to not be affiliated as the CEO, despite having a controlling interest in the company.

Despite a larger than life demeanor and more often than not a 'larger than a standard yearly paycheck' level of tailored clothing, when spoken to for longer than a few moments, it's clear that while he possesses large sums of money he likely didn't come from it. His manner of speaking has improved from a brutishly heavy-handed sort of New York slur to a much more tolerable and intelligible manner of speech since moving to Calaveras, which he remarks having done for 'Retirement like living and the enjoyment of living in a place with who's entire population would traditionally be crammed into a square mile of NYC' though it anyone who knows him, knows it has taken a bit of an adjustment.

Recently purchased a large house in Oak Ridge that is a few hundred feet off the beaten path and rumor has it, is practically a private compound of an estate. Has regularly been interested in all things business in town and there is talk about possibly opening his own once he can work out the details.


New York - Native 'Yorker, through and through. As a mover and a shaker from the big apple, there's a good chance that if you've been in New York, and done any sort of major(or even minor) business, you could have came in contact with him. He managed a handful of various types of establishments and was a popular face in the Little Italy distract of Manhattan.

Investment / Charity - Tony is always looking for something, or someone, that needs money and stands to turn a profit on the return. Despite popular opinion, he isn't just a shark-like investor, and is actually fairly regularly participating in what could be described as philanthropy, though he refuses to acknowledge it as such.

I got what you need - Tony's a man who can get things, who has a very particular way of going about obtaining them, and a vast network of people he knows both locally and nationally. If you need some strings pulled, but aren't sure how to do it? You need Tony. He won't ask questions, he probably won't even ask you for money, but he might ask you a favor later.

cash Wants to date Vyv, but married to Katya… dresses like a stripper. Whatever man, it's 2019, you do you, pretty boy.
katya An old acquaintance from New York. We had our differences, but we seem to have worked past them. Apparently she tied the knot in Vegas. Good luck making sense of that one.
sevin I still don't like him, but maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Don't hurt what I care about, and we can cohabitate for the good of others.


(2019-01-27) Naked Voices - Episode 2

Claire joins the three hosts.

(2019-01-27) Horse Stuffie

No plushie horse heads were harmed in the making of this log.

(2019-01-25) Sticky and Sweet

I can't even, too much going on.

(2019-01-22) Taco Tuesday

Oh shit, is that really Cash?

(2019-01-12) Ink and Lasagna

These two things don't go together, unless your name is August.

(2018-12-22) Edibles, Wine and Gingerbread Men

Kate finds August in her home and they get along famously.

(2018-12-10) Hostess to the End

A confrontation of sorts.

(2018-12-09) Ham & Sparkles

Dinner is served, and plans are made.

(2018-12-06) Sarah Comes Home

Sarah returns home from hiding out, and she's got something to say.

(2018-12-03) The Mask Comes Off

Kate and Tony have an honest discussion over scotch.
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